Evan Tomlinson
The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
Evan Tomlinson by The corsa April 21, 2022
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