Evan Stone 

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

Evan Stone by TheRealPornDeal January 6, 2011

Evanston Wyoming 

A small town in the southwest corner of Wyoming of about 12,000. Only 3 miles from the Utah Border. A very nice small town even though all the people from Utah go there to buy Alcohol and Fireworks.

"I wish we could buy some beer and fireworks here." "Lets just go to Evanston Wyoming"

Evanston Wyoming by Steve57 January 23, 2008

Evanston Car Wash 

It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.

Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.

Evanston Car Wash by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023

evanston 

The only cool city north of Chicago. Has decent looking downtown and is not all uppity like the other north shore suburbs. Home of Northwestern University

"Where you from."
"I'm from the north shore."
"You from the north shore, snobbish bitch?"
"Yea, from Evanston."
"Aww, my bad. you from the only cool city noth of Chi-Town

evanston by chicagophanatic December 10, 2006

Evanston 

A Suburb of Chicago It is unlike any other suburb of Chicago. Not to be compared with Heighland Park or wilmette it is about perfectly half upper-class and half poor people and gang bangers and drug dealers! Surprisingly all these kids go the same schools although most of the rich kids go to heaven and badasses go to kinglab and chute. If any kid from Highland Park, Wilmette or Parkridge were to spend a day in an Evanston public school they wouldn't be breathing! But all in all Evenston is a great town for all people and most of the people get alone.

Amazing town or anyone who comes out of that comes out is ready to face the world and has much street credibility and is been sheltered like Lake Forest, Parkridge, Highland Park, Wilmette and Skokie kids! Evanston is badass!

Evanston by Sniper250 March 5, 2015

evanston 

awesome place, so much better than wilmette

Evanston is so fucking cool, even if some of the guys are total assholes

evanston by hahahahah September 18, 2004

Evanston 

Best town!
Church and Dodge...
ETHS!

Portifinos Pizza-1-847-475-FOOD

Evanston by Evanston November 21, 2004