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A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.

Ethans dick is a small twig.

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Ethans dick

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope

Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope

Ethans dick by Smedgd April 23, 2017

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Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

Sucking Ethan’s Dick by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021

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ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

ethan is a dick by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

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EthanDickey

Straight up cram your penis up a dude's ass, preferably someone named Ethan, with no lube, dry as fuck. Have them yell, "oh my god my fucking ass." Then pull it out and have him suck it.

I thought the man was attractive so I gave him the EthanDickey treatment.

EthanDickey by Korean Aaron July 11, 2014

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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