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Deformed 

Someone whos name is crystal looks like a duck talks alot of shit about other ppl but clearly has never looked in the mirrior has the weirdest shaped body u will ever see
Hey is that deformed no thats crystal😉😌
Deformed by Tmv hoes November 22, 2018
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deformed 

1. Being born with a severe birth defect, such as no arms or a mental retardation.
2. Not normal, strange.
1. Mr. and Mrs. Jack were so disappionted when they heard that their daughter Carol was deformed.
2. Dude, that band's music is so deformed!
deformed by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Deformed 

(of a person or part of the body) not having the normal or natural shape or form; misshapen.
“Oh my gosh Tatianna, your so deformed”
Deformed by Lokiill May 29, 2020

Deformed 

The opposite of reformed; toxic, mean, racist, etc.
Alvins is deformed for saying the N-word.
Deformed by 234324 September 28, 2020

Deformed Ham 

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.
Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.
Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

Deformed pinkie 

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.
Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!
Deformed pinkie by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

Deformed Dog 

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers
Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao
Deformed Dog by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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