A bendy fellow who likes to molest and engage in copulation with his fellow dogs. He sometimes turns into a god at C.S but that requires him to earrape his teammates. He is kind of sociable and extremely violent as he throws bean bags at everyone. He likes to wank 10 times to keep his family doctor away. He shouts at everyone because he is insecure about his smoll dik.
A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.
A fat ass mother fucker that goes by the online name of nubs. Widely known as the devourer of planets, crusher of chairs, and the endless stomach. Stay out of this beasts path or face its wraith as it will devour you along with everything nearby.
A modern 11 year old soundcloud rapper who most people think is trash. his music usually references an "ugly bitch i fucked last week" even though he probably gets no pussy at all.
Yo, have you heard Ethan Chill's new trash song?
Why does Ethan Chill's bellybutton smell like shit?
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.