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Verb, pronounced es-viea. The act of placing a mans testicles on a persons face while they are asleep, but with the exception of having a third testicle. A rare condition. This is usually done to people that you do not care for. Can be done in any situation as long as the victim is not in a conscious state of mind.
Drunk person1: Man I don't like this guy...
Drunk person2: Why don't you eswee him? You've got 3 nuts.
Drunk person1: YEAH, one for each eye, and one right on the forehead.
Eswee by Cranker762 September 14, 2012
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Esteghlal 

the best football team to ever exist, 2 time Asian champions, and much better than their rivals Piroozi.
Did you know that Esteghlal are gonna win the league this year?
Esteghlal by rtgsm1806 January 13, 2021
The best person to exist ever, especially if their last name is Stevenson.
Shout out to me, hi I’m Eswen.
eswen by prettymf February 9, 2021

Eweganglia 

The scientific term for the head of a penis
"ouch you kicked me in my eweganglia"
Eweganglia by Jacobicatshirt March 5, 2015

eswen smith 

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can

Perspolis sarvar esteghlale 

This is slang word that use to argue

Perspolis and esteghlal are two teams of iran and always esteghlal are down of perspolis in table
Hey amir did you know that perspolis sarvar esteghlale