Eswee 

Verb, pronounced es-viea. The act of placing a mans testicles on a persons face while they are asleep, but with the exception of having a third testicle. A rare condition. This is usually done to people that you do not care for. Can be done in any situation as long as the victim is not in a conscious state of mind.

Drunk person1: Man I don't like this guy...
Drunk person2: Why don't you eswee him? You've got 3 nuts.
Drunk person1: YEAH, one for each eye, and one right on the forehead.

Eswee by Cranker762 September 14, 2012

eseehc 

Backwards cheese...

Or when you throw up cheese

Ytsat yrev si eseehc

eseehc by Bluetail|YT August 17, 2018

erween.smeeth 

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

erween.smeeth by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

Selfie-Esteem 

Taking an excessive amount of selfies to boost one's image of themselves.

Jen's Instagram is full of selfies but its just because she needs to boost her selfie-esteem.

Selfie-Esteem by UltraLotus September 14, 2013

Estee

A beautiful girl. With lots of talent. She is super sexy and hot. She is crazy attractive. Is creative and has s good sense of style. When guys see her they instantly fall in love or back in love with her. She is alawaus friendly and poised. When people meet her they stare in her eyes and time stops.

I just saw estee i think i like her again

Estee by Smileyhihi567 November 4, 2012

Esmée 

Esmée is one of the most dazzling, beautiful, amazing, lovely, wondrous, perfect girls. She has a unique attitude that is loved by everyone. She has a very cool and laided back outfits. Very good mother.
Has strong familly values. Normale an accountant or something in the financial bussiness. Gorgeous hair and face. She mostly has guy friends. They make the best girlfriend ever. She knows exactly what she wants. Most of the time sweet, but don't make her angry, you will regret. Can be sometimes very arrogant. All the females want to be a Esmée for sure.

Woah, she is definitely a Esmée!

Why can't I be a Esmée?

She is so gorgeous! I love Esmée

Esmée by DaisyLi September 19, 2013

Girls With Low Self Esteem

The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.

Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.

Participants get a hat.

Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"

Girls With Low Self Esteem by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006