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estrogenocracy
noun, pl- cies
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
oy gevalt, i must renew my driver's license. better is should stick a fork in my eye than venture into that reeking estrogenocracy of the bmv.
estrogenocracy by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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estrogen attack
when a female randomly bursts into tears or acts in an overly emotional way for no apparent reason.
-can be caused by PMS but not always.
-the female is required to not know the reason why she is crying or being over emotional for it to be classified as an estrogen attack.
-can be caused by PMS but not always.
-the female is required to not know the reason why she is crying or being over emotional for it to be classified as an estrogen attack.
Girl A- I was just randomly sitting in class taking notes, and I all of a sudden felt like crying. Wtf?
Girl B- That's called an estrogen attack hon.
Girl B- That's called an estrogen attack hon.
estrogen attack by vivelerockk07 April 9, 2008
estrogen express
estrogen express by TIMMYTANG November 12, 2011
estrogenda
"My wife wants me to wear a plaid suit. I suspect her estrogenda is to get me to fit in with her Scottish relatives."
"Damn bitch and her estrogenda, not wanting me to watch sports or hang out with the guys."
"Damn bitch and her estrogenda, not wanting me to watch sports or hang out with the guys."
estrogenda by Mr. TVTL January 14, 2005
The Estrogen Channel
A television channel featuring programming targeted to appeal to middle-class, white, suburban, middle-aged women. Lifetime was the original Estrogen Channel. Now competing for estrogen with WE and Oxygen.
Hey, there's another Sandra Bullock movie on the Estrogen Channel tonight, and after that they're showing "Hope: One Woman's Struggle with Breast Cancer" starring Melissa Gilbert and Peter Gallagher.
The Estrogen Channel by wakawakawaka April 20, 2008
Estrogen Amplification
The phenomenon by which females become exponentially "girlier" when they congregate in larger and larger groups. This is thought to be caused by the increased availability of estrogen, the "female" hormone, within a given radius. Some hypothesize that ovaries serve a role in communicating with each other under such circumstances. It should be noted that Estrogen Amplification also occurs in post-menopausal women.
The loud, uncontrolled giggling in the office next to me is the tell-tale sign that 5 or more females are in the same room - surely, estrogen amplification has occurred.
Estrogen Amplification by dmso12 July 1, 2010
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