mancave
A house or apartment which upon entering it is immediately evident that no women live there, as the manliness of the man or men living inside is visible in every part of a mancave. Possible characteristics of a mancave include:
- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.
- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.
mancave by JellyRabbit May 20, 2010
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