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mancave

A house or apartment which upon entering it is immediately evident that no women live there, as the manliness of the man or men living inside is visible in every part of a mancave. Possible characteristics of a mancave include:

- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.
That guy's apartment is such a badass mancave.
by JellyRabbit May 20, 2010
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Mancave

The townhouse basement that serves as the house and fortress for David and Matt of Georgetown University.

The Mancave has a sizeable WMD program, beer stash, PS2, and a respected music arts program.

Its residents rarely come to campus except to plunder and pillage in an alchoholic rage.
We ride to the Mancave!

Damn, were you at the Mancave last night? No? Well, they wouldn't let me in either!

Damn, those savages from the Mancave kicked my ass again!
by Minister of the Mancave November 7, 2004
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The act of putting ones head in a womens vigina immediately after women have given birth. (Head must pass the labia majora) a.k.a mancaving
Yo dude. Want to go mancave at the hospital?
by spladunker February 11, 2013
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The devision between the breasts. Otherwise known as cleavage, but more cave like and mysterious.
Kristins mancave was uncharted for many years until the adventurous Conor explored it and found many wonders
by Chelan09 June 15, 2009
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The man cave is a place where...

A horse can fuck a man without discrimination
A russian will always beat a dear
A natty is a natty...no matter how many pennies have fallen into the abiss
A keg is not only allowed at 1 in the afternoon, but expected
A bag of ramen explodes at will
A desktop will never be left untouched by a picture of a raunchy penis...wearing shades
A girlfriend or friend from home never feels offended...just completely degraded
We will always find a home with the gayest and dirtiest bretheren of them all
There were 15 guys chillin in the mancave last night
by gimpyracer January 15, 2009
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A sweet-ass suite in Craige dormitory at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Not much is known about ManCave other than that they drink large amounts of beer, have a strict entrance policy and dress code, and are rumored to have beaten Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo.
by CaveManUNC September 28, 2007
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-little boys get killed in the mancave
-it gets cold in the mancave
-you be is that jit boy
-that's mancave
-mancave karnage
-maximum awsomeness mancave
-I want to pee in your butt
-no meatwallets in the mancave
-mancave for life
by Mancave October 14, 2008
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