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ESTEEM is sexy.
by optikal May 19, 2004
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Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Esteem of Self Retardedness

When one ignores another’s wonderful performance in sport, gaming, etc. and focuses on there own personal performance even if they performed worse or better.
Person 1: (plays really good in basketball) person 2: you played pretty good i guess, but did you see that one shot i hit?? person 1: wow you are really showing an example of esteem of self retardedness.
by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 4, 2026
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Selfie-Esteem

Taking an excessive amount of selfies to boost one's image of themselves.
Jen's Instagram is full of selfies but its just because she needs to boost her selfie-esteem.
by UltraLotus September 14, 2013
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Girls With Low Self Esteem

The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.

Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.

Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006
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Self Esteem Friend

Abbreviated as "SEF"

The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker
Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.

Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.

Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...
by You Wont, No Balls June 9, 2011
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Self-Esteem Status

A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.
Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status

Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(

nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu

brenda- you look way better than them!

Dave- shut up bitch
by brandon2k9 December 10, 2009
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