Escoladé 

A term that is used by pompous earth heads to mock the Cadillac Escalade.

Hey Chauncy look at that rednecks Escoladé.

Escoladé by A donished Man December 22, 2008

Escalade 

An SUV manufactured by Cadillac which uses either a frame from a Chevrolet Tahoe, Avalanche (EXT model), or Suburban (ESV model). Starting at a little under $50,000 US, these trucks are a blatant status symbol amongst young Urban people and senior citizens, the later being a more traditional fanbase for Cadillac. Escalades were made popular from hip-hop artists and have traveled into the mainstream.

The vehicles themselves are highly decorated with chrome and Cadillac decals to show prestige. Their only true claim is that their engine is the biggest of the full-size SUV market (second only to the Porsche Cheyenne, which classifies as a mid-size SUV). The EXT model is a crew-cab pick-up, similar to the Chevrolet Avalance. The ESV model is a full-sized utility, similar to the Chevrolet Suburban.

The Escalade transcends the typical age braket as an SUV, appealing to young men, well-to-do family moms, and old rich white folks.

Dayam, look at that Escalade! Talk about bling!

Escalade by sqyttles August 20, 2003

escalade 

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

escalade by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

escalade 

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

escalade by Jon March 19, 2004

Escalade 

A vehicle which inner-city morons with bad credit aspire to drive; much in the same way hillbillies aspire to own a fireworks stand.

"Fo shizzle, dat Escuhlay be duh mad phat, pimped out, and off duh hook, G!"

Escalade by Angry Man October 30, 2003

roman escalade 

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion

I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.

roman escalade by truey December 31, 2008

Escalade 

A SUV equally popular with rappers, drug dealers, old men and soccer moms. Basically a dressed-up suburban .

"Did you see the escalade seized from that drug dealer by the cops?

Escalade by TheBigCon4800 June 3, 2015