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escapist 

An escape artist. Someone who escapes either a bad situation quite easily, Or a person who breaks out of jail alot.
1)The man has broken out of so many prisons he is now known as an escapist.

2)The woman has a tendency to get out of arguements quite easily. Her husband now calls her an escapist.
escapist by Kriztyn December 4, 2006

Sneaky Escapist 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game Escaping the Prison where you sneak out through the rooftop undetected.
A: Sneaky Escapist has epic music
B: Yeah
Sneaky Escapist by I like Tomatoes January 22, 2021

Facebook Escapist

Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
Facebook Escapist by Laxman33 May 31, 2012

The Escapist 

An awesome gaming website that no one went on until they started showing Zero Punctuation. Most people only go on Wednesdays for Zero Punctuation, which is a shame because they have lots of other awesome shows like Unskippable and There Will Be Brawl.
Guy: Dude, lets go watch Zero Punctuation on The Escapist!
Brush: Sweet, then lets watch Unforgotten Realms!
Guy: What?
The Escapist by TGBA October 25, 2009

Escapism 

The ability to escape from reality to a world of fantasy.
Most of the world's great pieces of art, from music to film and paintings, all come from the artist's fantasies.
Escapism is the best way to leave your own life behind, and become king of your own little world.
Escapism by AFantasist February 21, 2011

Escapistize 

1) To repeatedly and vigorously cram something down another person's throat

2) To disproportionately value the opinions of idiots with no talent
1) I used to like that new song, but the radio's Escapistized it.

2) I used to enjoy going to that website, but they Escapistized a bunch of trolls and now I can't stand about half their articles.
Escapistize by CaiusCaligula January 21, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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