Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.
Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
by Laxman33 March 2, 2012