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the greatest coach you will ever meet! knows too much about everyone’s lives but is always willing to listen. likes to make fun of you even when there’s nothing wrong but has a good sense of humor about it anyways. is a huge people person and loves basketball with a passion...maybe a little too much
erv is one great guy
Erv by bouncybouncybasketball333 August 26, 2018
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Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)

A lie told by a Jew. Derived from a Jew named Ervin.
Bro you are full of Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)
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My Nigga Erv 

That nigga who you yell for across the work room floor. Often has homophobic remarks and posses inner and outer qualities that of an uncle tom.
What you mean?! My nigga Erv been on that fuck shit
My Nigga Erv by blackKnight May 21, 2014

Really Erv 

Used after a person says something stupid and retarded.
Gary: Hey, everyone! I sniff my poop after i am done using the bathroom.
Fred: wtf (whispers under breath) "Really Erv"
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet! She is cute, smart, talented, and a great friend.
She is always putting a smile on people's faces and making everyone's day great!
Ervina is a great person!
Ervina by ee102105 August 16, 2017
Every girl named Erva is always beutyful, helpful and has big cute eyes. They know what they are doing and nerver wants anyonen get hurt. She LOVES to hello people!!
Erva is so kind, she is a good person. I wish I was like her and helped people!
Erva by @knows-everything December 19, 2018
Ervisa is the name of a particular girl. This girl is Albanian and she has the best qualities a girl can have. She's special not your average type of girl , ain't the one you wanna leave . She's the one you wanna love.
Bro , why don`t you like her ? She`a great girl.
Yes. But she`s not Ervisa.
Ervisa by proudaf February 2, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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