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Eruptus Vesuvanus 

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.
Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.

bonus eruptus 

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.
"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"
bonus eruptus by ripelivejam August 19, 2009
when something tries to erupt and rupture at the same time
If you do that with the car, your engine will erupture.
erupture by 7777777 June 20, 2008

Eruptesating 

dismantling of enthusiasm coinciding with the nullifying of desire and achievement brought on by common Halo Reach: Beta scenarios.
1) Eruptesating death by rocket launched by teammate while on a killing frenzy.

2) Eruptesatingly utter annihilation by a single random grenade upon spawn.

3) Participating in the eruptesating common death by sword as one exits up the airlift.

4) Achieving a Kill/Death ratio of 10 or greater and still losing because your eruptesating teammate 4 went negative 19.

5) Having the eruptesating noob sit at the flag base and pickup/drop each flag added to team flag zone carried by other teammates.

Ect.
Eruptesating by Just Frosty May 7, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026