Eruptus

A variation of a boner.

Boy: Damn, you're giving me an eruptus!

Girl: Oh my god! That's gross, keep that shit to your self!

Boy: What? It's not a boner! It's different... It's cooler...

by Chancellor 1223 September 22, 2008

bonus eruptus

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.

"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"

by ripelivejam August 15, 2009

Eruptus Vesuvanus

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.

Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.

by JustinCredible H August 02, 2023