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The mysterious being ErrorS is shrouded in mysterious mystery. Nothing is known about him other than his affinity for aquatic life kept in ornate fishtanks. Oh and he's a retard sometimes.
19:14 <ErrorS> Forbes: Why Yahoo! Can't Fix Microsoft
19:14 <ErrorS> what the fuck
19:14 <ErrorS> why is everyone acting like MS is dying?
19:17 <kakle> 456 dollars a share for google, holy fawk
19:17 <ErrorS> MS shows much more profit than google does
19:17 <ErrorS> MS is seriously underrated
19:19 <ErrorS> every time they release something new
19:19 <ErrorS> there is some influx of idiot users
19:19 <ErrorS> bashing them for no fucking reason
19:20 <ErrorS> they have single handedly turned PCs into what they are
19:20 <ErrorS> they dont just deserve our respect
19:20 <ErrorS> they deserve loyalty
19:20 <ErrorS> blind loyalty
19:21 <ErrorS> guessing noone agrees
19:21 <ErrorS> well, fuck you all then
ErrorS by kakleman December 26, 2008

Errors & Omissions 

When a douchey and self defined "very experienced" individual points out an apparent mistake with very little to no actual knowledge of the matter at hand.
Douche: "Have you had an opportunity to complete that task I've requested?"
Person: "As a matter of fact, I have not. It is actually physically impossible to complete that at this time."
Douche: "Hmm, I believe this is going to go on my 'errors & omissions' list."

ray errors

a programming error that can be blamed on poor programming skills.
Even though he was a Dr. of Computer Science, the CRM he created has many ray errors.
ray errors by Dave Mansch October 5, 2006

Body Errors 

Wobbly Bits, Body Insecurities, Things you don’t like about yourself.
B: why don’t you wear that dress?
H: omg no it shows all of my body errors!!
Body Errors by Haxz May 14, 2019

Translation Errors 

A 5 page document (as of Dec. 2 2019) that consists of various translation anomalies ranging from Grandma stubbed her drowned toe, to wrap the abdomen
Abby somehow came across Translation Errors while typing in her laptop.

Night Errors 

When you wake up in the morning and realise what you did the night before was a mistake of nightmare proportions.

It seemed right at night but shite in the morning light.
1.
I either dreamed that my bedroom has an en-suite or I had a bad case of the Night Errors last night.

2.
Bob - "I opened my eyes this morning and that hot Milf I drunkenly pulled last night turned out to be a Gilf with a prosthetic leg and a picture of your Grandad on her bedside table"
Jim - "You need to see a doctor about those Night Errors!"
Night Errors by Frank Incensed August 28, 2011

xlooped.errors 

A really cool tiktoker who posts bluey capsules content! A really cool mutual and a really awesome person! He also likes Gaberial Boseman, it’s like half his content backrounds.
Hey have you seen xlooped.errors tiktok?
yea! he’s one of my favorites!
More from Urban Dictionary
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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