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Beware of E R P E s. Pronounced ER PEAZ, emphasis on both syllables. ERPEs is what you get when you are in close contact with MAGA folks. There is no vaccine and masks unfortunately don't help. The definition of ERPEs is Endless Rants of Pathetic Excuses. Symptoms include rage, anger, bullying, and severe distortions of the face and facts.
I caught ERPEs from watching FOX News and I just threatened to kill my neighbor and his family for being kind to a homeless person.
ERPEs by loadedwilly August 29, 2022
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Beware of E R P E s. Pronounced ER PEAZ, emphasis on both syllables. ERPEs is what you get when you are in close contact with MAGA folks. There is no vaccine and masks unfortunately don't help. The definition of Erpes is endless rants of pathetic excuses. Symptoms include rage, anger, bullying, and severe distortions of the face and facts.
Used in a sentence: I've been making bomb threats to children's hospitals since I caught Erpes from Trump,
Erpes by loadedwilly September 7, 2022
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