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Beware of E R P E s. Pronounced ER PEAZ, emphasis on both syllables. ERPEs is what you get when you are in close contact with MAGA folks. There is no vaccine and masks unfortunately don't help. The definition of ERPEs is Endless Rants of Pathetic Excuses. Symptoms include rage, anger, bullying, and severe distortions of the face and facts.

I caught ERPEs from watching FOX News and I just threatened to kill my neighbor and his family for being kind to a homeless person.

ERPEs by loadedwilly August 29, 2022

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Erpes

Beware of E R P E s. Pronounced ER PEAZ, emphasis on both syllables. ERPEs is what you get when you are in close contact with MAGA folks. There is no vaccine and masks unfortunately don't help. The definition of Erpes is endless rants of pathetic excuses. Symptoms include rage, anger, bullying, and severe distortions of the face and facts.

Used in a sentence: I've been making bomb threats to children's hospitals since I caught Erpes from Trump,

Erpes by loadedwilly September 7, 2022

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Lenae Epes

I love Lenae! I have been friends with her since fifth grade. She is nothing, but a kind, goofy, loud, non-judgemental person. She is extremely solid and cares deeply about others around her. She has a very beautiful smile and an optimistic outlook on life. She knows how to light up a room with her positivity. She has always been a trustworthy person that never has started any drama with no one. I am thankful I have her in my life because she is honestly one of the only real people that have never tried to sabotage or hurt me in any way.

Miapapz: Lenae Epes.. Sis, u keep on shining!!

Lenae Epes by OfficialMiapapz January 12, 2022

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Ernestina

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.

Every star of the show is a Ernestina

Ernestina by Rainaina November 28, 2019

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Ernesting

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.

What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!

Ernesting by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

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Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

He is a Russian bodybuilder commonly known as the popular "Gigachad" meme describing someone doing an action towards someone and it being described as "Chad-like", meaning to be beholden in the public eye as doing the most uncommonly right thing that may go against some peoples definitions of things like decent, humane, or popular. This internet meme came into popularity with the Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov, whom has become the internet's superhero.

Bro, I pulled a chad-like move earlier.

What'd you do?

I got asked out by a female, and rejected her.

You ass, you probably broke her heart!

Exactly...
(note-the author has nothing against Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov) by therealgoldstandard April 20, 2022

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Expese

That act of experiencing a product and then if you choose, you purchase it

After checking out that car i decided to expese it in case i didn't like it.

Expese by PJ100981 June 1, 2017

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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