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When your about to watch porn and put any type of soothing material or liquid on your cock
-Where did Michael go?
- He went eroding
-No way, really?
-Yup I saw him take some sparkling water
Eroding by romanian turkey June 9, 2022
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Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Erdington academy 

A broken down school with of the best muggers/violators in brum and full of ghetto also scamming bastards
Erdington academy:“Yo is EA good
“Nah it’s full of ghetto kids
Erdington academy by Repperpepper October 12, 2019

Erdinger 

The greatest lager on the market. Premium strength (Above 5%).
You can stick your Dutch Gold. I got Erdinger
Erdinger by Snake January 19, 2005

Erdington 

Erdington is a area in Birmingham.Erdington Aka Erdz (B23), is the most well know area in brum. Erdz produces the best rappers and are winning in beef. They also have the funniest nitties. Also they have the waviest people who make hella bandz. Lindhurst, Wyley Birch and TopCroft are common in Erdz.They Beef B21 , B18 , B16 , B5 and Bandits. They are calm with the rest but mostly B6, B7 and B19 especially. Erdz has the best food and best sky juice. If ur feelin a bit peckish go to Grubz or Andy's Takeaway. They'll pattern man up. #B23
Did u see the fuckery that happened in Erdington the other day?
Erdington by PyrexWhippa23 January 16, 2019

Erdington 

A innner city area in Birmingham. Full of fuckin terrorists. Got loads of IRA, Al Queda and SWP soliders. Got its goths who graft 666 on the church and the KEVS that graft penis drawings on the pavement and the politcal students who graft 'IRA or SWP cannot be beaten'
yo gonnin down Erdington
Erdington by Alex Murphy December 9, 2005
The person who has the fluffiest beard there is... also one cool streamer
Look at my Eroing beard!
I patted my Eroing beard while watching Ero
eroing by eroing March 12, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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