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A fucking loser who can't do shit and looks like a trolley cunt
Person one: I'm gonna play eredan on war in the North

Person two: Kys
Eredan by KittyKatKustard January 3, 2024
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A loser that looks like a troll that stalks children and fucks them with 2 inch penis. Women laugh at him in the street and the only time he got close to having sex, the girl fainted because she couldn't breathe from hysterical laughter. He takes more damage than the tank and does less damage than the trashiest of mobs. His signature move is pulling himself into his arsehole to vanish. When his parents gave birth to him, his dad thought his wife was cuckolding him with an orc. His ranger caches only contain trash and he wears a metal bellend for a helmet. He knows Aragorn and he was much less embarrased by being swirlied and wedgied in front of the school than knowing this chump. His face looks like a withered bollocks and he can't grow a beard, just ass hair on his face.
Farin: Where is that dog breath tool that follows me around looking like a fucking dog?
Andriel: You mean Eredan?
Farin: Yeah, that pindick retard.

Andriel: While we were deleting every other enemy in the Ettenmoors, six orcs mistook him for a female orc and gangbanged him and he became a warg pisspot.

Farin: What a fucking faggot!
Andriel: I know right, at least we don't have to put up with the smell of catpiss.
Related Words
Eredan Eridan Erdan erean eridanus Eedan epedantic ereana Ereannah eremanturu
A magnificent name for a magnificent girl. She is welcoming, energetic, inspiring, kind, lovable, interesting and is very different from any other girl in the WORLD. She's different because she always puts others before herself, she would do anything to make you happy if you're feeling depressed, even if she's busy she would find time to make you happy. She's not a materialistic person at all if you give her something small that has a lot of meaning she'll love it and will cherish it forever. She's very supportive of equal right's she believes that everyone no matter what race, skin color, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc everyone should be treated equally. She is a nationalist. She's amazing at many things such as singing, dancing, art, writing poems and many other things that the world doesn't know. She needs more confidence. She can also be very energetic and uplifting making her an amazing friend to have. If you ever have a chance of meeting a"Eridania" make friends with her quickly! She would change your life for the better. Even with her fault, she is still perfect because the number of flaws she has cannot compare to her flawlessness.
Person One: What's your name?

Person Two: Eridania

Person One: I like you already<3
Eridania by A Kid Named Sean June 28, 2018

Eridan Ampora 

A troll from Homestuck often called a hipster or "forever alone",patron of Aquarius

Swagalious

Awesome
Eridan Ampora:Wwell hello there~Wwanna ...fill buckets?

Karkat:SHUT UP HIPSTER LOSER

Ben:Who's your favorite Troll?

Jenny:Eridan Ampora!
Eridan Ampora by ThE wIcKeD eLiXeR December 4, 2013
1. Character in the popular webseries Homestuck based on the zodiac sign of Aquarius.

2. Someone who is forever alone.
Person 1: "man how is robert doing has he found a date yet"
Person 2: "naw dude he's eridan there's no hope"
Eridan by authoressFreehander January 1, 2012
A sad fish boy. Deserved better. Manipulated by Vriska and various other Homestuck characters. Was used by his best friend, Feferi, as a weapon only to abandon him on a moments notice.

Blinds Sollux after Sollux challenged him to a duel. After this, it is implied he turned Grimdark. He then killed Feferi in self-defence after she leaps at him brandishing her trident. He then kills Kanaya after an intense staredown with her.

He runs away and returns later, intending to murder Vriska. However, he is cut down by a resurrected Kanaya after he can.
Eridan deserved better.
Eridan by CaligulasAquarium413 April 29, 2019

epedantic 

A widespread occurrence of infectious correcting that mainly infects populations of youth and young "adults." Symptoms are excessive crying, finger pointing, and lack of common courtesy towards anyone that doesn't share the same ideals. Studies reveal that participation trophies and lack of respect may be the root cause.
Person X: Kids nowadays are going through an epedantic. They feel the urge to argue over every detail and opinion of others with differing views.

Person Y: WOW!!!! NO WE DONT!!!!
epedantic by Adam.Jakey August 23, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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