by KittyKatKustard January 3, 2024
Get the Eredan mug.A loser that looks like a troll that stalks children and fucks them with 2 inch penis. Women laugh at him in the street and the only time he got close to having sex, the girl fainted because she couldn't breathe from hysterical laughter. He takes more damage than the tank and does less damage than the trashiest of mobs. His signature move is pulling himself into his arsehole to vanish. When his parents gave birth to him, his dad thought his wife was cuckolding him with an orc. His ranger caches only contain trash and he wears a metal bellend for a helmet. He knows Aragorn and he was much less embarrased by being swirlied and wedgied in front of the school than knowing this chump. His face looks like a withered bollocks and he can't grow a beard, just ass hair on his face.
Farin: Where is that dog breath tool that follows me around looking like a fucking dog?
Andriel: You mean Eredan?
Farin: Yeah, that pindick retard.
Andriel: While we were deleting every other enemy in the Ettenmoors, six orcs mistook him for a female orc and gangbanged him and he became a warg pisspot.
Farin: What a fucking faggot!
Andriel: I know right, at least we don't have to put up with the smell of catpiss.
Andriel: You mean Eredan?
Farin: Yeah, that pindick retard.
Andriel: While we were deleting every other enemy in the Ettenmoors, six orcs mistook him for a female orc and gangbanged him and he became a warg pisspot.
Farin: What a fucking faggot!
Andriel: I know right, at least we don't have to put up with the smell of catpiss.
by Eredan is a garbage disposal January 3, 2024
Get the Eredan mug.A magnificent name for a magnificent girl. She is welcoming, energetic, inspiring, kind, lovable, interesting and is very different from any other girl in the WORLD. She's different because she always puts others before herself, she would do anything to make you happy if you're feeling depressed, even if she's busy she would find time to make you happy. She's not a materialistic person at all if you give her something small that has a lot of meaning she'll love it and will cherish it forever. She's very supportive of equal right's she believes that everyone no matter what race, skin color, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc everyone should be treated equally. She is a nationalist. She's amazing at many things such as singing, dancing, art, writing poems and many other things that the world doesn't know. She needs more confidence. She can also be very energetic and uplifting making her an amazing friend to have. If you ever have a chance of meeting a"Eridania" make friends with her quickly! She would change your life for the better. Even with her fault, she is still perfect because the number of flaws she has cannot compare to her flawlessness.
by A Kid Named Sean June 28, 2018
Get the Eridania mug.A troll from Homestuck often called a hipster or "forever alone",patron of Aquarius
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Eridan Ampora:Wwell hello there~Wwanna ...fill buckets?
Karkat:SHUT UP HIPSTER LOSER
Ben:Who's your favorite Troll?
Jenny:Eridan Ampora!
Karkat:SHUT UP HIPSTER LOSER
Ben:Who's your favorite Troll?
Jenny:Eridan Ampora!
by ThE wIcKeD eLiXeR December 4, 2013
Get the Eridan Ampora mug.1. Character in the popular webseries Homestuck based on the zodiac sign of Aquarius.
2. Someone who is forever alone.
2. Someone who is forever alone.
Person 1: "man how is robert doing has he found a date yet"
Person 2: "naw dude he's eridan there's no hope"
Person 2: "naw dude he's eridan there's no hope"
by authoressFreehander January 1, 2012
Get the Eridan mug.A sad fish boy. Deserved better. Manipulated by Vriska and various other Homestuck characters. Was used by his best friend, Feferi, as a weapon only to abandon him on a moments notice.
Blinds Sollux after Sollux challenged him to a duel. After this, it is implied he turned Grimdark. He then killed Feferi in self-defence after she leaps at him brandishing her trident. He then kills Kanaya after an intense staredown with her.
He runs away and returns later, intending to murder Vriska. However, he is cut down by a resurrected Kanaya after he can.
Blinds Sollux after Sollux challenged him to a duel. After this, it is implied he turned Grimdark. He then killed Feferi in self-defence after she leaps at him brandishing her trident. He then kills Kanaya after an intense staredown with her.
He runs away and returns later, intending to murder Vriska. However, he is cut down by a resurrected Kanaya after he can.
Eridan deserved better.
by CaligulasAquarium413 April 29, 2019
Get the Eridan mug.A widespread occurrence of infectious correcting that mainly infects populations of youth and young "adults." Symptoms are excessive crying, finger pointing, and lack of common courtesy towards anyone that doesn't share the same ideals. Studies reveal that participation trophies and lack of respect may be the root cause.
Person X: Kids nowadays are going through an epedantic. They feel the urge to argue over every detail and opinion of others with differing views.
Person Y: WOW!!!! NO WE DONT!!!!
Person Y: WOW!!!! NO WE DONT!!!!
by Adam.Jakey August 23, 2020
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