Eedan

One who enjoys farting in public then pointing to his dog.

Dude, thank god i just pulled an eedan, otherwise that chick would have totally walked away.
Not like she didn't anyways....

Eedan by Danielle Nelly April 17, 2008

Eldana

A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever .

Aye yo she is a Eldana no cap

Eldana by BrooklynJUHURD June 12, 2019

r/edanonymemes 

a subreddit for people with eating disorders to cope with their problems through humor. it’s pretty awesome, very diverse and accepting crowd too. although some content may be triggering so some people may find it better to stay off of it if they’re struggling with eating and body image problems.

person A: “man i wish there was a place i could joke about my ed without accidentally getting sent to grippy sock jail”

person B: “bro have you heard of r/edanonymemes? the people there are really great and there’s some hilarious content”

person A: “i’ll check that out later, thanks!”

r/edanonymemes by phoenix wrangler May 4, 2021

Eldana

A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever. If you like her, she won't fall for you unless you talk to her.

Eldana is fucking cute

Eldana by loser~bxtch November 17, 2020

endangered feces 

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

endangered feces by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

Eldana

A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever. If you like her, she won't fall for you unless you talk to her

Eldana is just to cute for you

Eldana by loser~bxtch November 17, 2020

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry

Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

Dick Endangerment by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011