erectionist 

A person, probably someone who was assigned male at birth, who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

“The Erectionist proudly displayed horned hat atop the Speaker’s podium.”

erectionist by jdiddy-yo May 21, 2024

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/) by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025

Screaming erections 

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

Screaming erections by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Executionist 

Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.

Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.

Executionist by Snarfius June 10, 2014

Erectionised 

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

Erectionised by Digtasy September 6, 2020

anne frank of erections 

Jon Lajoie as MC Vagina.

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

anne frank of erections by derebeker June 11, 2009