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Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.
(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

Screaming erections 

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny
Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Executionist 

Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.
Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.
Executionist by Snarfius June 10, 2014

Erectionised 

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.
His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.
Erectionised by Digtasy September 6, 2020

anne frank of erections 

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."