Erectionitis

where you cant get your erection to go away even after you've had gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/blowjob wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.

I have erectionitis ive had this boner for 7 hours now :(

by Dixon sider February 25, 2011

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 9, 2016