The elastic males use in their underwear or shorts to hold their penis at 180 degrees when an erection occurs to conceal it. Generally more commonly used when in the early teen years.
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Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
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The following are some well-known eristic arguments taken from Aristotle's On Sophistical Refutations.
Eristic argument 1. There is sight of what is seen. The pillar is seen. Therefore, the pillar has sight.
Eristic argument 2. Whatever you profess-to-be, that you profess-to-be. You profess a stone to-be. Therefore, you profess-to-be a stone.
Eristic argument 1. There is sight of what is seen. The pillar is seen. Therefore, the pillar has sight.
Eristic argument 2. Whatever you profess-to-be, that you profess-to-be. You profess a stone to-be. Therefore, you profess-to-be a stone.
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I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.
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