equifax 

To readily and voluntarily expose sensitive private information about every user of a system through buffoonery and incompetence.

I’ve been a target of malicious equifax. I have to change my social security number, bank account, phone number, address, email address...fuck all of this.

equifax by angryfarmercandy September 13, 2017

Equifaxed 

(Verb). Your personal data stolen by hackers targeting credit agencies. Etymology: Latin: Equitas; Haquitas.

Garritt: I keep getting spam emails I don't want. I am a Munson.

Dan; Yiu got Equifaxed tho.. Makes sense.

Equifaxed by Roy E Munson Son April 19, 2018

Equijaxstrous 

Being equally deft at masturbation with both the dominant and weaker hands.

After Eric injured his right hand playing shufflepuck he sure felt lucky to be equijaxstrous, cranking away on his schlong with his left while enjoying some sweet Internet porn.

Equijaxstrous by CaptainCodpiece August 17, 2010

Equifox 

A fox who belong to Equinox Sports Club. Healthy, wealthy and never stealthy about where she exercises.

Curvy, swervy, and hard to make plans with. The Equifox keeps a packed schedule thanks to her ass-shaping, ab-making, head-shaking workout regimen. She's busy exfoliating her toxins and lunging down 6th Avenue in New York, divesifying her portfolio of skincare "Assets.” She probably doesn't hang out with her friends because she’s determined that the value of her friendships are worth less than her Equinox membership.

The Equifox wore Lululemon to her wedding and chugged a bottle Khiel's Hair Product to stay conditioned during vows.

Equifox by nolandc October 12, 2019