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Bathing in epsom salt to recovery from injury.
I’m epsing my leg to recovery from an injury
Epsing by Big French April 22, 2021
Word used mainly in Group A Zimbabwean schools to mean struggling/ in pain
Ah oan, Nda you're eesing in life. Take a rest.
Eesing by Oasis motors February 10, 2020

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

Epping Secondary College 

Shittest school out. Teachers don't know shit and will exit you for breathing. It's druggie galore and everyone acts top shit like they own the place
You'll want to jump off a bridge after being at this school for a day so a few words of wisdom

DON'T GO TO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SCHOOL
Boy: so, what school you go to?
Girl: Epping Secondary College why?
Boy: hang on a second im getting a phone call *calls cops*
Epping Secondary College by Lmfaobye September 16, 2018

Easing the Badger 

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

Quantitative Easing 

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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