Eppenis 

The act of being Eepy (Sleepy) while holding your Penis.

After a long day of playing VRChat with his friends, Craig felt Eppenis.

Eppenis by Craig_Mack May 8, 2024

Eppenese 

The act of using one's own phonetic creativity to spell a word. Eppenese words may or may not correlate with the spellings of those same words found in modern English dictionaries.

"Don't bother correcting him; that's just Eppenese."

Eppenese by Snaps McGee September 16, 2005

ePenis

Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.

stfu n00b, *banned*

my epenis just shrank

ePenis by JoshNZ November 16, 2003

epenis

'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.

I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.

Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.

epenis by Willuknight July 16, 2008

epenis

Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.

A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.

In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.

This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.

epenis by dumass July 5, 2005

Epenisic 

When something is so fit, it makes you're penis go hard and makes you feel epic

Wow that girl's so hot, she's Epenisic

Epenisic by StarA August 14, 2012

Enpenis 

To be enpenised (verb): to be so excited by an idea, a concept, a thought process, etc, that it provides you a sensation that is close to being sexually aroused.

'Have you read Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Skin in the Game?'
'Dude! I experienced several levels of enpenisement while reading it!'
'Bro, are you guys discussing SITG?'
'MAXIMUM ENPENISING!'

Enpenis by enpeniser March 5, 2018