To be enpenised (verb): to be so excited by an idea, a concept, a thought process, etc, that it provides you a sensation that is close to being sexually aroused.
'Have you read Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Skin in the Game?'
'Dude! I experienced several levels of enpenisement while reading it!'
'Bro, are you guys discussing SITG?'
'MAXIMUM ENPENISING!'
'Dude! I experienced several levels of enpenisement while reading it!'
'Bro, are you guys discussing SITG?'
'MAXIMUM ENPENISING!'
by enpeniser March 5, 2018
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Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.
Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.
by JoshNZ November 16, 2003
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'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.
I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.
Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.
Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.
by Willuknight July 16, 2008
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A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.
In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.
This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.
In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.
This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.
by dumass July 5, 2005
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Get the Epenisic mug.The following is a calculation (unofficial) for determining the size of your ePenis.
ePenis being a term attached to Geeks/Nerds on the internet who wish to represent themselves by way of the ePenis.
Some refer to the ePenis as the levels of '1337', while some refer to ePenis as a method in which people give themselves their desired endowment size.
The following calculation bypasses both beliefs, and is based on the idea that ePenis is related to the amout of time one spent with the computer.
ePenis = Bandwidth use x HDD space consumed / age
Bandwidth use, bytes received (per month), times by hard drive space consumed so.. 50gb out of 80gb for example, divided by your age.
Everything is calculated in GB (Gigabytes) to make things easier. The age is in years (Duh). The result is represented as inches.
The inches is the length of your ePenis.
HDD space consumed is how much space you've used on all active hdd's attached to your computer.
Of course, the idea is that it changes per month, to prevent any one person having the 'largest' ePenis for all time, giving anyone a chance of having the 'largest' ePenis size.
ePenis being a term attached to Geeks/Nerds on the internet who wish to represent themselves by way of the ePenis.
Some refer to the ePenis as the levels of '1337', while some refer to ePenis as a method in which people give themselves their desired endowment size.
The following calculation bypasses both beliefs, and is based on the idea that ePenis is related to the amout of time one spent with the computer.
ePenis = Bandwidth use x HDD space consumed / age
Bandwidth use, bytes received (per month), times by hard drive space consumed so.. 50gb out of 80gb for example, divided by your age.
Everything is calculated in GB (Gigabytes) to make things easier. The age is in years (Duh). The result is represented as inches.
The inches is the length of your ePenis.
HDD space consumed is how much space you've used on all active hdd's attached to your computer.
Of course, the idea is that it changes per month, to prevent any one person having the 'largest' ePenis for all time, giving anyone a chance of having the 'largest' ePenis size.
by Nirach September 7, 2008
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SBB flips out his ePenis to 0wn everyone but no one cares, because he's not getting any in real life.
by Frank Stallone June 2, 2003
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