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Folding Envelopes 

A phrase used to refer to a job that's extremely boring and monotonous, and can usually be easily replaced by machines.
"After his music career was over he was reduced to folding envelopes anywhere he could get work"
Folding Envelopes by gharble March 22, 2009

Vanilla envelopes 

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.
me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

all colour envelopes 

A totally awesome envelope supplier with the funkiest packaging and envelopes
Have you seen this boujis gold packaging? Its so All Colour Envelopes style

Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015

Pimp Envelope 

A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.
Pimp Envelope by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010