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A dinnertable friendly way to say PENIS, because the male anatomy is entirely vulgar.
I was getting plowed by his rather sizeable enisp but I was disappointed by thrusting/ a tad rusty if you ask me!
enisp by Cinny-Gal November 28, 2017
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Enisp means a very legendary person.That kind of person you don't meet very often.This name was inspired by a generous and humble teenager named Eni .She was originally known as crazy girl on roblox.She also got quite a little bit of attention in late 2021.
Dudeee,that guy is soo cool,I think I am in love.
-Oh yeah?That guy must be an Enisp.You are lucky.
Enisp by maikatibe October 7, 2023
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Enisha is an incredible person to be around and an absolute person to meet. She is very loyal, trustworthy, kindhearted and lovely. She is the best girlfriend someone could think of having, because of her small tiny gestures, and her kind nature towards everyone she meets. And believe it or not, she will never leave you and will always be by your side. She is so cute and adorable. She is stunningly gorgeous and if you have met an Enisha then you are surely lucky.
Enisha is very nice and looks stunning like always.
Enisha by Particles May 11, 2019
The most incredible human being that exists.
Her body is like sheeesh and her face is like skyrrr.

When she drops that georgous smile on you
You like : Daaaamn that girl is THICC
Dude1: That enisa girl is sooo beatiful

Dude2: heck yeah shes amazing
Enisa by JustTino June 14, 2020
A perfect and amazing person, good friend and a person you can trust to. you can always count on him and you can tell him everything. Enis is absolutely perfect. There's no bad thing about him. No one is better than Enis.
''Look at him, he is so Enis!''

''He's perfect almost as Enis.''
Enis by malik13 November 26, 2011
the best friend someone could have, she got a body like a maserati and she's a funny chick.
she's fine, she must be an Enisa.
Enisa by pookieeeeeeeeeeee July 8, 2009

epispasm 

I often use the word 'epispasm' to describe someone chucking a violent spazz but have found it actually means a reverse circumcision. Back in the old days some hatless men would undergo an operation to restore the foreskin for religious or cultural reasons.
The ancient jew who wanted to go nude at the Greek baths chucked an epispasm when the doc performed an epispasm on his weiner.
epispasm by big jon cannon September 9, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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