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EnisPenis 

The best way to pronounce ESPN, especially when they are showing endless Yankees and Red Sox highlights or the World Series of Poker.
I can't wait for EnisPenis to stop showing the Yankers and Boo Sox so I can see the rest of the league highlights during the remaining 5 minutes.
EnisPenis by billberto March 29, 2005
Words you can keep

mr.penispenis 

wen u put a top hat on ur dick and shout hello three times
hello hello hello mr.penispenis
mr.penispenis by jaysee mamma January 13, 2008
To be enpenised (verb): to be so excited by an idea, a concept, a thought process, etc, that it provides you a sensation that is close to being sexually aroused.
'Have you read Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Skin in the Game?'
'Dude! I experienced several levels of enpenisement while reading it!'
'Bro, are you guys discussing SITG?'
'MAXIMUM ENPENISING!'
Enpenis by enpeniser March 5, 2018
An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.
"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."
Epipenis by RealDoctorMan MD. April 8, 2017
An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...
While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..

penispenis20 

Hawt seggsy mf who I like
penispenis20 Is so hawt and cute and handsome
penispenis20 by Remi1Luv June 21, 2021

enhypenis7

a funny way of protesting for Lee Heeseung, who announced he was leaving his group ENHYPEN for solo activities.
someone: what is your favourite hashtag?
me: #enhypenis7 because i miss heeseung
enhypenis7 by mR pOoPy DiCk April 6, 2026
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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