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mr.penispenis 

wen u put a top hat on ur dick and shout hello three times
hello hello hello mr.penispenis
mr.penispenis by jaysee mamma January 13, 2008
To be enpenised (verb): to be so excited by an idea, a concept, a thought process, etc, that it provides you a sensation that is close to being sexually aroused.
'Have you read Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Skin in the Game?'
'Dude! I experienced several levels of enpenisement while reading it!'
'Bro, are you guys discussing SITG?'
'MAXIMUM ENPENISING!'
Enpenis by enpeniser March 5, 2018
An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.
"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."
Epipenis by RealDoctorMan MD. April 8, 2017
An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...
While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..

penispenis20 

Hawt seggsy mf who I like
penispenis20 Is so hawt and cute and handsome
penispenis20 by Remi1Luv June 21, 2021

enhypenis7

a funny way of protesting for Lee Heeseung, who announced he was leaving his group ENHYPEN for solo activities.
someone: what is your favourite hashtag?
me: #enhypenis7 because i miss heeseung
enhypenis7 by mR pOoPy DiCk April 6, 2026
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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