when two people act like enemies, but are actually friends (i.e. the opposite of 'frenemies')
Two teachers, Adrian and Nick are enefriends. They play pranks on each other and talk about the other behind their back to their students, but then play poker together and go to each other's Election Day party.
The gender neutral variation of "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" to be used in cases when the gender of the subject in question is either unknown, nonbinary, or purposefully omitted. Meant to be a more casual alternative to "partner".
People who think they hate each other, but deep inside they also can't be without each other.
Dwight and Jim from the Office, despite being mortal enemies, also deeply care for each other as well and ultimately feel incomplete when the other is missing, and therefore are actually enefriends.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!