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The semi-narcissistic mother. The mom that is sometimes your best friend but also your worst enemy. Kind of like a frenemy but it’s your mother.
Ex. On a good day she is happy and lets you live like a normal human being but on a bad day… watch your back because her claws are coming out

I love my mom but she is such an enemom *rolls eyes*
Enemom by kennesawstudent2207 November 2, 2021
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esemoment 

a moment of stupidity that makes no sense
French toast can melt in a toaster (esemoment)
esemoment by p.rebel March 12, 2016
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Female fronted Alternative Rock band out of Silver Spring, Maryland.
Enemony means "Energy" and "Harmony".
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en..eme...nem...ne? what? How do you say it? Oh! Enemony!

Pronounced similar to the sea Anemone but with an "Ehh" beginning.

Eyemometer 

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.
Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.
Eyemometer by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

Enemophilia 

Enemophilia refers to a sexual fetish (kink) or paraphilia where an individual is sexually aroused by enemas or the act of receiving or administering them. It's a relatively rare and specific fetish within the realm of sexual interests.
Timmy: *Sticks a water syringe up Bethany’s anus, grinning as she was on all fours.*

Bethany: *Trembling and moaning as her stomach got fuller and fuller.*

Timmy: *Getting a boner.* Damn, i’m such a Enemophiliac.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026