Enemom

The semi-narcissistic mother. The mom that is sometimes your best friend but also your worst enemy. Kind of like a frenemy but it’s your mother.

Ex. On a good day she is happy and lets you live like a normal human being but on a bad day… watch your back because her claws are coming out

I love my mom but she is such an enemom *rolls eyes*

by kennesawstudent2207 November 2, 2021

esemoment

a moment of stupidity that makes no sense

French toast can melt in a toaster (esemoment)

by p.rebel March 12, 2016

Enemony

Female fronted Alternative Rock band out of Silver Spring, Maryland.
Enemony means "Energy" and "Harmony".
Check them out!

en..eme...nem...ne? what? How do you say it? Oh! Enemony!

Pronounced similar to the sea Anemone but with an "Ehh" beginning.

by Member of the band May 2, 2007

Eyemometer

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

Enemophilia

Enemophilia refers to a sexual fetish (kink) or paraphilia where an individual is sexually aroused by enemas or the act of receiving or administering them. It's a relatively rare and specific fetish within the realm of sexual interests.

Timmy: *Sticks a water syringe up Bethany’s anus, grinning as she was on all fours.*

Bethany: *Trembling and moaning as her stomach got fuller and fuller.*

Timmy: *Getting a boner.* Damn, i’m such a Enemophiliac.

by ihavetheiqofacommonboxturtle March 7, 2024