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Toast/Envelope Method
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
Toast/Envelope Method by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
The Enclosed Instruction Book
1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".
2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.
2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
The Enclosed Instruction Book by Splek January 22, 2009
brown envelope
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015
eneko
He is sexy and an amazing friend. He is the best boyfriend you can ask for because he is nice, cares about you and is really sweet when he has to be. Don't annoy him too much, because one day he'll fight back'
eneko by rocknrollaroundtheuniverse June 4, 2017
encloudenate
encloudenate by j$.devops April 26, 2017
Pimp Envelope
A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
Pimp Envelope by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010
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