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Enjalking 

Is the act of stalking a person who seems to enjoy the whole idea of being stalked as the stalkee (person being stalked).
Enjalking is basically the stalkee "enjoys" being stalked by the stalker.... eg "yay Peanut is enjalking me"
Enjalking by b4k3r February 3, 2010
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endarkenment 

bringing someone down; the oppisite of enlightenment;
Jimmy Fallon: ordering breakfast at Disney World "I love Mickey's Steak and eggs!"
Debbie Downer: "Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances."

Jimmy Fallon: "What?"

Debbie Downer: "They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain."
Jimmy Fallon: "Thank you for the endarkenment."
endarkenment by Shaneeeee! May 8, 2010
Endalynn
(En•del•bend)

French derived name.

A person scared of spiders.
Endlbend: “omggggggggggg a spider. i’m endalynn don’t call me endlbend! i might get beheaded by this fan”
endalynn by foosball toilet August 19, 2022
Endale is usually a sawed off prick.he has blue eyes and brown hair,he's a total fatass bitch and completely obsessed with his gay slip on crocs.Endales usually have a choad dick and masturbate to pictures of dolphins.
I saw Endale's dick yesterday......it looked like a can of tuna.
Endale by Big bOy to February 22, 2017
Endale is the skinniest mf u ever see. His dick is actually intangible. He gets absolutely no bitches and never will. Mf barely over 100 lbs.
Endale: hey gurl
Girl: *dies from hearing Endale’s voice*
Endale by Master coc June 7, 2022
The most bitchy person you could ever meet .😏
They low key simp tho .
Boy1:hey you see endal over there

Boy 2:yea we hooked up last night

Boys 3,4,5:US TO!!
Endal by Du xx Sed n dog November 3, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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