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endarkenment 

bringing someone down; the oppisite of enlightenment;
Jimmy Fallon: ordering breakfast at Disney World "I love Mickey's Steak and eggs!"
Debbie Downer: "Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances."

Jimmy Fallon: "What?"

Debbie Downer: "They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain."
Jimmy Fallon: "Thank you for the endarkenment."
endarkenment by Shaneeeee! May 8, 2010
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Endarkenment 

1. The opposite of Enlightenment; the action or state of attaining or having attained malevolent insight that entraps a person in the eternal void
2. An international cult movement founded by the Prophet Marcus and popularized during the early 2020s
His devoted followers completed the offering ritual ceremony in order to achieve heightened Endarkenment
Endarkenment by Helyuh February 15, 2022
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