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When you lose all will to resist death.
McDonald's manager: "Jeff, you're being transferred to a Detroit McDonald's"

Jeff to himself: "End me"
End me by Wakaran August 26, 2017
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Verb

Used to describe the girl that was last in your mind while masturbating before sexual eruption.

The girl that ends you basically tells your penis, "Penis, it's time."
Steve:

At first I was thinking about Candace for a long time while jerkin my twerk, but then Jacqui came into thought and she just ended me.

Sergio: Dude, Dan. Alice just touched my leg. Later tonight before I go to sleep, I'll definitely end with her.

Josh: (To self) End me already! My arm is tired!
End Me by emasdiez March 5, 2008

end me now 

Will be the end of me 

If something is extremely hard or impossible, it may be the end of you. Refers to the fact that you may die of scrutinizing this thing, to get it perfect, etc.
This wording in my report... I swear it will be the end of me!

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY! 

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

left me in the deep end 

meaning another person left you in depression, in a bad place that you didn't wanna be in.

NORTH END MEATBALL HERO 

The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have you partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero
Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later the night after war zone.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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