A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.
Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.
Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!
Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.
Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.
Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!
beautiful kind trustworthy young lady . doesn’t tolerate any shit from no body . shes cool and easy to get along with until you piss her off . she loves her family and will kill about them
“Emonshay is pretty , but i made her mad nowshes trying to kill me “