Emily Green

She is nice person (usually a farmer) with amazing hair and a great smile. She will always make you chuckle however if you annoy her, she will get very upset and sad. She is obsessed with cats and loves all types of animals. And is the most trustworthy friend you could ever find.

Emily Green is so amazing

Emily Green by Emily Greeny January 26, 2019

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emily green

A person who enjoys spending hours looking at hot guys (like Niall Horan) and does like a good math problem as her only homework. She is in love with the only man who has ever treated her well (bacon) and has a slight harry potter obsession. Also, a Emily Green may be inclined to fangirling and outrageously spazy tendencies.

Wow that Emily Green is a rachet girl damn her nerdiness.
Such Emily Green, Wow Math, Doge epicness.
To the wind, to the wall, Emily Green is (once again) at the mall!!!!!

emily green by Cupcake_Queen42 April 15, 2014

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emily greenaway

an emily greenaway is a girl, often with brown hair, who puzzles everyone by managing to be both extremely hot and beautiful/pretty at the same time.

1: woa look at her man
2: mate shes way out of your league
3: yea shes such an emily greenaway

emily greenaway by theLADSandIforever11 June 9, 2011

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harrison Roe Emil Greene

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. One of the sweetest most kind people who never takes advantage of you and puts others first.

Oh is that “Harrison Roe Emil Greene”?

Yes!
Awww he’s amazing isn’t he

harrison Roe Emil Greene by User6493 September 6, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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