EmergiTAD

The very urgent need to Take a Dump. An emergency need to defecate.

I had to emergiTAD this morning; I ran to the bathroom.

EmergiTAD by Rupert3363 February 23, 2021

Emerlita 

Absolutely fucking insane. National origin is from the "islands", though she is not sure which one. Has an addiction to soapy water; refuses to cut her hair, resulting in the nickname of "the Asian Rapunzel." Favorite phrases usually include obsene curse words. Usually goes buy the name of "Merly". Can be used to describe an action of extreme insanity or sexual bizarrity.

"Dude, you just fucked that penguin?"
"Yeah, I pulled an Emerlita!"

Emerlita by SokkaAnn September 10, 2011

Emerita 

The one word that describes the undesribable feeling twoards that special someone you love so much with a passion

Dayuuum this girl got me feeling EMERITA THO!

Emerita by iLesm December 17, 2008

emergadate 

The person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you'd prefer to go with can't make it. Characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.

"I bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise Monique but she had to go out of town; I called my emergadate the night before and now I'm going with Beth. Whew!"

emergadate by Jim Gavelier March 3, 2007

emergical

a phrase to save time for persons calling for help.
- abbreviation of emergency medical,

Emergency medical assistance--emergical assistance.

emergical by theodor logan October 26, 2006

emergination 

Imagining the nation emerging from lockdown.

In an act of emergination, she saw herself, and everyone in the country, opening their doors and bursting into the sunlight, hugging each other, throwing their masks in the air, breathing deeply and freely. She could dream.

emergination by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020

emergiturd 

When you are feeling fine one moment and then have the sudden urge to shit

“I was talking to Jon and he just sprinted to the bathroom, must’ve been an emergiturd”

emergiturd by holywah July 21, 2021