emergiturd 

When you are feeling fine one moment and then have the sudden urge to shit

“I was talking to Jon and he just sprinted to the bathroom, must’ve been an emergiturd”

emergiturd by holywah July 21, 2021

Emergenturd 

A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.

"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."

Emergenturd by CamLT August 3, 2015

emergurd maspertaters 

The dankest of memes and the best af the hooman race

Whenever you call me I will say emergurd maspertaters.

emergurd maspertaters by Pls meme February 9, 2018

EmergiTAD

The very urgent need to Take a Dump. An emergency need to defecate.

I had to emergiTAD this morning; I ran to the bathroom.

EmergiTAD by Rupert3363 February 23, 2021