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embalmed
To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.
Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.
Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!
<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.
Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!
<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.
embalmed by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009
Embalize
A feeling of tranquility, happiness and peace. Like nothing in this world can put you down and you are on top of the world. Everything is way more emphasized and colors are vibrant and livelier then ever before. All you want to do if have fun and connect with people and be unified. Music is your best friend and things couldn’t be greater.
1. I want to go home and just Embalize for a while.
2. Who wants to feel Embalized?
3. Today feels so Embalizing.
2. Who wants to feel Embalized?
3. Today feels so Embalizing.
Embalize by Embalize Bergmann October 9, 2012
embalmed
To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.
Embalmed
This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body
Embalmed by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018