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Embalm
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Injecting
chemicals into the bodies in your
basement
to keep them
good for
longer
"
Hey bro
you gotta embalm your
ex-wife
or shes gonna
go bad
"
Embalm
by
Bastard27
November 13, 2020
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Embalm
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Injecting
chemicals into the dead bodies in your
basement
to keep them
good for
longer
"
Hey bro
your
ex-wife
is gonna go bad
if you don't
embalm her"
Embalm
by
Bastard27
November 13, 2020
0
0
Get merch
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