Eltun

Ideal person. Hyper intellectual, beautiful, reliable, kind, smart, strong etc. the peak of humanity. The lifestyle everyone tries to achieve.

No doubts you can manage this. We believe you are Eltun.

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Elundis Core

The Elundis Core is a sphere of infinite mass, and likewise, infinite density. It measures a mere 6.2 meters in diameter, and is devoid of any color. Should TTS receive enough messages containing "L_?", it will activate. No one knows what will happen, should the Elundis Core activate. No one knows where it lies dormant. The last time it was activated was 14 billion years ago, which is as old as our universe.

Dude, don't say Elundis Core so much. We don't know how much more until it activates. VI VON ZULUL

by PASTOR VI VON June 12, 2019

Elthnaymer

The state of mind when one is under the influence of any mind altering substances.

"Dude, are you elthnaymer right now?"
"Yeah dude, help me"

"How you elthin?"
"help.me"

by OG_Serg June 26, 2014

The Elundis Core

Holy Fucking Shit, I think Yellowstone is erupting, oh shit I can already feel the vibration under my feet, everyone run! For your life! Save yourself! 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777.

The Elundis Core MonKaS

by AnonymousCoochie July 20, 2019

Elgun

sexiest guy around, hes the coolest guy, hes intelligent most likely to become a lawyer, hes is gentleman and all the ladies fall for him hes is the perfect guy for the ladies and perfect guy for any job.

elgun:"becomes a laywer moves into mansion with bimbo wife and 2 kids with amazing cars"

by jakebastuart June 25, 2019

Elounor

The "ship" name created by Tumblrers and One Direction fans to identify the relationship between Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson. Constantly at war with the Larry Stylinson shippers.

Elounor shipper: OMYGOD Louis and Eleanor are so fucking cute together!
Larry shipper: Omygod get away from me bitch Larry is real! Eleanor is a fucking beard
Elounor shipper: Say WHAT?! Bitch, Imma slap you
Larry shipper: Bitch you goin' DOWN
*cat fight*
*Larry shipper sitting on top of Elounor shipper by end of fight*
Larry shipper: Say Larry is real or else I won't let you up!
Elounor shipper: FUCK NO BITCH!
*more cat fights*
One Direction hater: Omygod Louis is the stupidest ever! He shouldn't be in the band!
*Elounor and Larry shippers look at each other*
Both shippers: ATTAAAAAAACK! FOR BOOBEAR!

by ishipbullshitbitches June 9, 2013

Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022