Elounor shipper: OMYGOD Louis and Eleanor are so fucking cute together!
Larry shipper: Omygod get away from me bitch Larry is real! Eleanor is a fucking beard
Elounor shipper: Say WHAT?! Bitch, Imma slap you
Larry shipper: Bitch you goin' DOWN
*cat fight*
*Larry shipper sitting on top of Elounor shipper by end of fight*
Larry shipper: Say Larry is real or else I won't let you up!
Elounor shipper: FUCK NO BITCH!
*more cat fights*
One Direction hater: Omygod Louis is the stupidest ever! He shouldn't be in the band!
*Elounor and Larry shippers look at each other*
Both shippers: ATTAAAAAAACK! FOR BOOBEAR!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Who is Louis Tomlinson dating?
Eleanor, and the name of the relationship is Elounor.