elton's delight

Another name for an anus. Name after the famous gay singer Elton John

I am gonna stick this carrot up my Elton's Delight

by LG1998 May 6, 2021

Elton's Sticky Pube

A rogue pube which is found in some kind of paper or magazine covering the face of a celebrity and it doesn't want to shift.

I opened up FHM this month and there was Elton's Sticky Pube covering Sadowitz.

by murdo83 July 19, 2007

Friend of Elton's

A metaphor for Homosexual. Also known as Gay or queer. Normally refers to man.

He definetly a Friend of Elton's

by FrankieDara September 29, 2008

...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Elon's Musk

The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.

As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.

by Pinhole Pornhole September 12, 2018