FHM

A magazine for guys to wank over. Chances are they are single.

"beers, cigs and FHM. Oh I hate my life"

by wwt November 17, 2003

FHM

The sweetest mens magazine in the world.

Fit bitches every month.

Go ladies confessions and girls on the sofa.

FHM kicks ass

by Chris Marsh November 15, 2003

FHM

The bombest new mens magazine. Sorry all you maxim fella's but FHM is here and its taking over.

Damn did you see Leanne Tweeden on the cover of the new FHM wearing that camo outfit. DAMN

by WICKED NINJA NUMBER420 September 23, 2003

FHM

Fuckin' Hard Man

Don't mess with me mate, I'm FHM Vinnie me, I'll grab your nuts like I did to Gazza

by David Watts November 16, 2003

fhm

a fucking hard man

Chris is a FHM

by Rufai February 5, 2004

FHM

Feral Horny Mode

Bro hasn’t had box in 6 months he about to enter FHM

by Gman916 September 11, 2025