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Refers to the most scrumptious lookin joint of all time, even smoother than your mom's tits while producing cloud like no other.
Don: yo fham that spliff willie just rolled was elneato
Champ: ye bruv, one might even call him Mr. Elneato
Elneato by Big Chunder January 10, 2020

Ernesto Riley 

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.
Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.
Ernesto Riley by Faith Walker August 25, 2014
The best person all around. If theres ever a person you need to trust, trust ernesto. Hes a bit akward and weird but he is a great friend.
Friend: "Hey i have a secret and i need to to telm someone but i dont know who"
Friend #2: " Tell Ernesto! He'll take your secret to the grave."
Ernesto by Ana910 December 31, 2017

Ernesto Riley 

An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.
Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?
Ernesto is a lovely, sweet and smart person. People will always hate on him and exes will always seek for his attention. Who ever has Ernesto in their life is very lucky.
"Why can't I have Ernesto back in my life?"
Ernesto by Exes March 13, 2017
a ninja assassin who uses stealth and speed techniques to evade, outsmart and gain advantage over his opponent.
Be careful! He's an ernesto!
Ernesto by quickness October 16, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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