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Refers to the most scrumptious lookin joint of all time, even smoother than your mom's tits while producing cloud like no other.
Don: yo fham that spliff willie just rolled was elneato
Champ: ye bruv, one might even call him Mr. Elneato
Elneato by Big Chunder January 10, 2020

Ernesto Riley 

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.
Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.
Ernesto Riley by Faith Walker August 25, 2014
The best person all around. If theres ever a person you need to trust, trust ernesto. Hes a bit akward and weird but he is a great friend.
Friend: "Hey i have a secret and i need to to telm someone but i dont know who"
Friend #2: " Tell Ernesto! He'll take your secret to the grave."
Ernesto by Ana910 December 31, 2017

Ernesto Riley 

An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.
Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?
Ernesto is a lovely, sweet and smart person. People will always hate on him and exes will always seek for his attention. Who ever has Ernesto in their life is very lucky.
"Why can't I have Ernesto back in my life?"
Ernesto by Exes March 13, 2017
a ninja assassin who uses stealth and speed techniques to evade, outsmart and gain advantage over his opponent.
Be careful! He's an ernesto!
Ernesto by quickness October 16, 2007