Elked

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To be sodomized with cleaning utensils. It started with the Elk River Elks football team hazed incoming team members by shoving broomsticks up their asses in the shower.

Joe elked Matt while he was sleeping with a broomstick.

Elked by ScottyDrizzle September 1, 2010

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Get Elked

A capped Don who fails on a gangster durden and gets shot in the face

I missed on a durden I'm about to get Elked

Get Elked by Randoooom April 9, 2022

Related Words

Elked • Get Elked • elke • elmedin • Elmedina • eleder • elfed • Elker • Elledge • erked

Elmedina

Elmedina has a wonderful character. she is a strong woman who never gives up, no matter what. in a relationship she is a loving and caring wife / girlfriend. she gives everything to people she loves.

Elmedina =wow

Elmedina by Anonym0 January 8, 2019

Elmedin

Elmedin is the best person in the world and is very smart. He is a person that you can trust and he is nice to others.

Friend: Hi Elmedin!

Elmedin: Hi!

Elmedin by Johney July 1, 2019

elke

Elke is probably the most patient loving person you will ever meet. Elke changed through time and though it may seem for worse it's only for better, you can hate her and love her at the same time. she's just that type of person. in any argument you will feel like you are wrong just because it is elke. All in all, she is the best person you can ever meet an elke and have any kind of relationship with her, KEEP IT. PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE

elke

elke by anonynously April 12, 2020

esked

Esked or esking to have ducked out or ran away usually for being caught up in a risky situation. Originally comes from stoners trying to avoid the police also used by Gangstarz but becoming ever more popular in the council flat community

e.g. we wass all bunnin up zoots and the feds came so we ESKED the fucked out of there! ( we were partaking in the smoking of spliffs and the police showed up so we left promptly )

esked by cheddarblazin March 26, 2010

Elmedina

Seems quiet at first but can be totally perverted. Once you get to know her she is amazing! She is CRAZY about guys and she always knows how to cheer someone up. Has HUGE DOUBLE D's! And a ROCKING BODY!! She is Crazy about my brother and I love Her

Look at Elmedina!

Elmedina by Quincy Boyd September 9, 2010

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026