Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)
Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
A very manly man, most likely in love with someone named Samantha Wells/ Nola, And is a procrastibator. Someone who watches porn instead of doing work.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.
Wow! That guy is watching porn with his lady friend Samantha! What a Elijah/Simba!
Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
A white basketball player with mad hops for a white boy, Mr steal your girl, is really fast, is really intimidating until he smiles or laughs, has a Big penis
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.