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Elijah's Dick 

The longest thing you've ever seen. Uncircumcised, raw meat glory.
Elijah's dick is long af. I was choking on it all night!

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
Elijah's Laptop by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

elijah salmon 

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player
Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon

Elijah/Simba 

A very manly man, most likely in love with someone named Samantha Wells/ Nola, And is a procrastibator. Someone who watches porn instead of doing work.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.
Wow! That guy is watching porn with his lady friend Samantha! What a Elijah/Simba!
Elijah/Simba by Eli Olson October 25, 2010

elijah simmons 

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick

ELIJAH small

A white basketball player with mad hops for a white boy, Mr steal your girl, is really fast, is really intimidating until he smiles or laughs, has a Big penis
Elijah small has mad hops for a white boy
ELIJAH small by Breatherr October 14, 2019